|One day in tellytubbie land, Po decided
to quit his cushy job of running around all day in fields with a big red
suit on and went to join some obscure German hard-core travelling porn
"Po porn!" said La-La in disbelief
After a few bowls of tubby-custard, the three set about trying to decide
who to replace Po
The producers also sat and pondered. Then they were enlightened: who better to replace the red tellytubby than the leader of the great communist state?
"Tubby-ski custard-ski!" said Borris Yeltsin, fitting right in to his new job
"This new job-ski will help me to pay off the debts of my nation-ski. And help maintain my vodka addiction-ski"
"Vodka Borris Yeltsin!" said the other three Tellytubbies
"Awwwww, big hug"